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| Please choose... |
| 1. To you, dating is: |
The work of the devil. I don't "date," I "befriend."
Awkward and embarrassing…but darn it, the right one is out there!
A bloodthirsty sport you play to win! |
| 2. Online dating is: |
Unholy unless the site is church sanctioned.
A helpful tool to meet others who still have hope for true love.
Another way for sick and depraved people to meet for anonymous sex...it's so awesome! |
| 3. Before going to the grocery store, you: |
Check with mom and see what she needs for Sunday dinner.
Spiff up your hair and put on a better shirt…you never know where love will strike!
Put on a disguise. Damn, if only I hadn't banged that checker! He looked eighteen, I swear! |
| 4. To you, "The Talk" means: |
When are you available to meet my parents?
Are we exclusive? Because I can't do casual sex.
So, now that you know mine, what V.D.'s do you have? |
| 5. Give a scene from your last confession: |
That's between me and the Man upstairs.
Okay…maybe I have slept with more than five people...do you still love me?
Alright, alright! I admit to the bisexual nudie spreads and the midget orgy flick...but I hadda eat! God! Get off my back! |
| 6. You go to bars to: |
Pass out pamphlets connecting alcohol to sinful behavior and protesting sex before marriage.
Have a few "social lubricants" to blunt the edge of the singles scene!
"Go? I never leave!" |
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